I had a great time at the salon yesterday. My family gave me a gift card for a spa day. Massage, pedicure, manicure, facial. It was wonderful, relaxing, and everything it should have been.
Back to the facial. I'm sure I look younger. But the 'slight tingle' she warned of was actually a horrible burn that felt like jalapeno juice being poured in an open wound.
That's how I described it.
So why did my daughter announce at VBS that I had a great time, but the facial was hotter than (insert certain very hot location).
Yes, she did that.